Gift Guide for the hard-to-shop-for people in your life

We all have that one person who’s so hard to shop for – no matter how much thought you put into it, you just can’t come up with something that’s really gonna knock their socks off (the ones you bought for them last year). Well, friends, here’s where I come in. I think I’ve covered about every type of hard-to-shop-for type there is. Below you should find an idea for that special someone in your life.

For the Sadist/Boxing Helena fan:

This item is perfect for people who both hate AND love Hello Kitty to a disturbing degree.

For the ambitiously lazy people in your life:

Want to feel like a superhero crime fighter but actually only want to have to get off the couch to use the bathroom (if that often)? Then here’s the item for you.

Is your friend or relative more of an ambitiously lazy jack hole? Then get them the joker version:

For the Fecal Enthusiast:

Go on, take a shit in the dark! Then, cover your ass with all sorts of chemicals designed to illuminate your leavings!

For the Living Pitcher of Beverage lover:

It’s a crystal encrusted Kool-Aid Man! On a necklace! Oh Yeah!

What’s that, you say? Your friend is more of a Supportive Tiger Who Over Pronounces ‘R’ kind of gal, but only the top half of him? Well, duh:

For the person who always says, “I like garden gnomes, but I don’t want them in my yard, I’d rather use them to wash my junk. In other news, I also like the smell of watermelon.”

Yes, it is watermelon scented gnome soap on a rope.

For the lumberjack who doesn’t want to be emasculated among his lumberjack friends because he has to take a nap on a regular pillow:

I hope this has been of help to you this holiday season.

P.S. Congrats to Misty and Cindy, the winners of the 15-months-or-so anniversary giveaway from last week!

22 thoughts on “Gift Guide for the hard-to-shop-for people in your life

  1. Someone could really go nuts and wear the Batman “comfy” and the creepy Tony the Tiger/Kool-Aid bling. I’m thinking it’s the perfect ensemble for next year’s Christmas card, no?

  2. Woo-hoo!! I’m a winner. To those people who said I would never amount to anything, I say . . . Suck it!! I have awesome superhero magnets and you don’t. Na na. :p

    Oh, and I really need that fancy 80’s mascot jewelry. Especially the Kool Aid man. You can stop looking for the perfect gift for me, Carrie. Done and done!!

  3. Mmm… watermelon sent.
    Have they actually ever sold ANY bedazzled Kool-Aid dudes? My mother never let me drink that stuff. I should get that and wear it in her face all “LOOK AT ME MOM, I’M AN ADULT AND I CAN OBSESSIVELY DRINK KOOL-AID ALL I WANT!”

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