Five Minute Movies 3: The Return of Five Minute Movies

It’s amazing how one little thought, idea, or action could have seriously shortened some movies and solved most of the characters’ problems. Examples:

Misery

The Game

Fatal Attraction

Jurassic Park

Seven

22 thoughts on “Five Minute Movies 3: The Return of Five Minute Movies

  1. Applebee’s gift card! Life lesson aside, that’s an awesome gift. All things considered, a Mustang is always an inappropriate choice of vehicle for driving in the snow.

  2. The Game one is perfect. Honestly, give me cash or an Applebees card, not try to ruin my life for sports. I have some more:

    The Runaways – “You know this Kim Fowley guy’s creepy and I’ve got a math test in the morning. Let’s go home.”

    The Dark Knight – “Dude I’ve got billions. I’m buying an island and getting away from these Jokers.”

    Leaving Las Vegas – “Hi, my name is Ben, and I really am an alcoholic.”

  3. Aliens – “Let’s listen to Ripley and take a step back here and really think about what we are doing before this gets out of hand.”

    Alien 3 – “Let’s listen to Ripley and take a step back here and really think about what we are doing before this gets out of hand.”

    Alien: Resurrection – “Let’s listen to Ripley and take a step back here and really think about what we are doing before this gets out of hand.”

  4. Holy shit do I love these.
    All of them, but mostly the first one. “Misery” is the reason why I start to sweat/feel nauseous whenever I hear a word that sounds even remotely like “hobble”.

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