Pop Culture Haiku: John Travolta Tries to Make a Reservation at KFC and US Decides this is Newsworthy.

Dear US magazine,
there’s a special place in hell –
“Finger-lickin’ rude.”

Dear John Travolta,
KFC is not a place
where you need ressies.

 

17 thoughts on “Pop Culture Haiku: John Travolta Tries to Make a Reservation at KFC and US Decides this is Newsworthy.

  1. If, in fact, JT wanted a reservation, why would he call himself? Don’t those people have handlers and minions and the like to do those mundane tasks?

    Regardless, I’ll bet Burger King would have accommodated him. They’ve always taken mine.

  2. That seems just a tad out of touch to me. Unless he was trying to reserve the entire restaurant. Wait…that doesn’t seem quite reasonable, either.

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