Pop Culture Haiku: I saw this picture of Paula Deen in People Magazine and it scared me.

This picture, it screams
“maple syrup rampage, y’all!”
No one will be spared.

I’m not going to
write a haiku about her
diabetes stuff

I will, though, write a
haiku about butter ’cause
it may calm her down

Mmm, butter butter
Butter butter butter, mmm
Mmm, butter butter

Is she asleep, yet?
Shh, everyone slowly
back out of the room.

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16 thoughts on “Pop Culture Haiku: I saw this picture of Paula Deen in People Magazine and it scared me.

  1. Number 1: Has anyone ever checked? Because Paula seems as if she might have formerly been known as Paul. Just saying.

    Number 2: In this pic, she looks like one of those frill-neck lizards about to attack. Hid the children, y’all!!

    Oh, and BUTTERRRRRRRR.

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