Pictures from the beach, which means no shots of the ocean or sand, obviously.

We had a great week at the beach last week. Here’s just a few pictures from the trip, which really don’t have anything to do with the actual beach, of course.

But I’m afraid of what will happen if I don’t.

Calm down proud mama, the girl’s wearing swimmies, not accepting a PhD.

Who names a dog grooming business this? You do understand the kind of services I think you’ll provide to my dog, don’t you?

There was what I can only assume is a ‘Funny Farm’ fan at the putt putt place.

There’s a lot going on here. First, I didn’t know Stevie Nicks is a mermaid. Second, I hope her spine wasn’t too injured from what seems to be a terrible body-twisting accident and that the fluid build-up in her too-long left arm goes down. Third, someone please paint a more supportive shell bikini top on her. I’ve read most women don’t know their own correct bra size, obviously it’s not much different in the mermaid community.

22 thoughts on “Pictures from the beach, which means no shots of the ocean or sand, obviously.

  1. Add some tassels at the ends of those shells and you could put her in the middle of a party. Poor mermaid. And it is creepy that all the fishies seem to know her boobies are unsupported but instead of telling her they just stare.

  2. Oh man. There is just too much in this post!

    1. That clown creeps me out, big time. I think if you put coins in, it will steal your soul!
    2. That mom is just über happy that she got her kid to dress up for mother/daughter swim day.
    3. That mermaid is so wrong in so many ways! That “artist” did that poor girl a huge disservice with those nipple shells. Not ok!

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