Conversation Piece Conversation: Bustier Lamp
In order to save you money, I create conversations for the ebay conversation pieces so that you can enjoy them, move on, and spend your hard earned money on refrigerator magnets or rubber bands.
A homeowner and a fireman stand outside a house ravaged by fire.
Homeowner: How? How did this happen?
Fireman: Let me show you where the fire started. (Brings homeowner into house) There’s charring around this spot, here, near a wire frame that looks like half an hourglass.
Homeowner: Oh, man! That was my bustier lamp! Awww, look, a few of the beads at the top survived. You should have seen it, it was really sexy. I could have fit into it if it wasn’t a lamp.
Fireman: Ok.
Homeowner: Now I have to find a new house AND a new bustier lamp. That’s just great.
Fireman: Good luck.
Sadly, I find this conversation piece somewhat appealing. I think this means I should seek help. Immediately.
Or get yourself a bustier lamp.